10 Naughty and rude Valentine’s Day Cards
We are a couple who likes to bring some naughty fun to beat the daily hustle and bustle of life. If you are the type of people who sometimes get sick of too many romantic pinky hearts and banal comments like, “I love you! :*” or “To the moon and back,” then you are welcome; we have collected 10 top naughty and rude Valentine’s Day cards to say, “I love you,” in a sexy and naughty way.
- “Excellent. Would bang again.” What I love about these following five cards is that they are not just simple love cards. Inside these rude Valentine’s Day cards, three gifts are hidden under the scratch-off.
- “I love your personality, but that dick is a really nice bonus.” I find this a perfect naughty and rude Valentine’s Day card.
- “My cooking sucks and so do I.” If you are not good at cooking but you have a good sense of humor, this card is perfect for you. Enjoy!
- “I love your beard, can I sit on it?” I love men with beards and… Honestly, I love sitting on my husband’s beard 🙂 He loves it too. This rude Valentine’s Day card is a great reminder about the face sitting move.
- “Life is too short not to do it dirty.” It’s a busy century and time flies; let’s not waste our time together and enjoy every second we have as a couple.
- “I am not wearing any panties.” I would say that Valentine’s Day is perfect for a no-panties challenge. This rude Valentine’s Day card will remind you about that.
- “I’m totally naked under my clothes right now.” A funny and rude Valentine’s Day card in a minimalism style. I love its good sense of humor and simple design.
- “I licked it, so it’s mine.”
- “Can I Explore your Rabbit Hole?“
- “I am going to drain your balls tonight“
11. One of the most popular rude Valentine’s Day cards: I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
12. My favorite rude Valentine’s Day card – Thanks for all the mind-blowing orgasms
Sexy Valentine’s Day gift
Together with our Sex Board Game for couples (with erotic photos or with Sensual photos) this would make a perfect sexy Valentine’s Day gift.
But, if you are like me and start to think about gifts at the last minute, here is the printable version. Check out my husbands’ opinion on Best Gifts for man ideas (as told by men).
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