We have collated the top 10 Sexy Christmas quotes to express your love in a funny, sexy and naughty way. These sexy Christmas quotes will help you to survive the holiday season if you are not into too much romance.
#1 “Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty. Does that count?”
Maybe this works?
#2 “All I want for Christmas is you.”
youuuuu, babe… :* you know it, right? And actually this passionate kissing of earlobes we have added also in our “Sex Memory Game” in both versions with erotic “18+” photos and also a version with sensual photos. As we want to stress the importance of foreplay and sex elements (and I am not talking about Kama Sutra poses there) that we sometimes forget in our daily rush.
#3 “Dear Santa. I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty and it was worth it!”
Ha, ha! Definitely worth it! This is soooo related to our motto: “Life is too short not to do it dirty” meaning not to lose the naughtiness, flirting, teasing each other. And don’t be shy about trying new things and spicing up relationships. This is actually also how and why we decided to create our own Sex Game when life gets too busy with kids and lot of work, it’s so easy to loose the touch of each other, but it does not have to be that way.
#4 “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.”
(Gary Allan) We liked this quote so much that we also created a Naughty and Sexy Christmas card for it with a scratch-off gift inside, check it out. What I love with this card is that it’s not just a greeting card, but basically it’s a gift already as under the scratch-off there are three gifts hidden from you that your love would be sooooo happy to receive: 1. Erotic massage 2. Kisses all over your body 3. Oral pleasure. This card is also available in our OpenMity shop.
#5 “Dear Santa… Before I explain, how much do you know already?”
#6 “The only package I want this Christmas is yours.”
#7 “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. OK, most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it. I’ll buy my own shit.”
This is one of the most popular Sexy and Naughty Christmas quotes, and we all probably know why
#8 “I’d like to jingle your balls”
You know what I mean, right?
#9 “When I think of you… I touch my elf.”
This funny and sexy quote is also one of our Top 15 Sexy and Naughty Christmas cards list. And if you would like to have some fun with your love watching how she is touching her self (not elf this time ), we have added this activity in our Sex Memory Game available in our shop (with erotic photos and with sensual photos).
#10 “Santa saw your Instagram pictures. You’re getting clothes and a Bible for Christmas”
Soo millennials quote, isn’t it?
Flirty and dirty messages are the ones that often can make your and your loves day and even can play a role in foreplay. As I have talked in my post the dirty talks can increase sexual pleasure.
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